Hmmmm….welcome to my so-called massive update.
I got a few points I would like to point out during my blog’s hiatus.
Number 1: I am single, available and broke.
Yes after my 3 years, that relationship has ended. Please for those who know me, I always wanted to be single, free and non-committal. It was never her fault and the 3 years was good. Basically I just want to do my own things without thinking how it would impact another. Except for 2 people starting with the letters S and I. I hope you bastards know I enjoy insulting you.
Number 2: I have finished my NS without much ceremony or celebration.
Why you, cockholders a.k.a men, ask? Well I enjoy my NS. I really did. More like a 2 year hang out with my buddies than real work. So to leave an experience like that and dive into work like I am doing now, it sucks. KINS PKTC Assistant Trainers, you lads rock, especially Weapon Wing. And it all began with me starting naked at the doorway of my bunk saying “Good Morning, Morning…” at 5.30am in the morning on 15 March 2006. Yes, the boys go nude at their bunks ladies. Except one Irwan Iskandar whose birthday just passed.Well Irwan,
Fuck You, Adik.
Number 3: I went to England and had the best time of my life ever.
For those uninformed of your favorite Insult Comic’s life, yup he went to England and watched the arsenal vs. ac Milan game and Everton vs. SK Brann game. The experience was unique, fantastic, wicked sick, “power dok!!” and all around extraordinary. I will put up pictures on my next post and go into greater detail then.
Number 4: Salsa
I picked up the dance Salsa due to a visit to a place called Union Square. I got to know it’s a social dance so I basically pick it up to meet new people and make new friends. Please, salsa is not just another way of picking up women. You guys know the playa from Malaya does not need such trivial skills. Well it’s been great fun and probably will be great fun for a long time to come.
Number 5: The Bungkus Issue
Now let’s talk about this. Bungkus is a term where you tell the Malay stall that you are taking away the food, not dining in. So in relationship format, it means the guy decided this girl he’s dating is the one. The one to marry and live out their lives with in eternal damn…..bliss. Yah, damn bliss, that’s right. All I can say is, I don’t think we should plan so far ahead yet really. It’s more of an illusion of bliss if you ask for my honest opinion. The illusion can and will shatter at the moments’ breath. She said, You said, and stone cold’s theme song will start once you give the stunner anyway. I applaud your efforts gentlemen. It’s a cause worthy for the dumb and foolish. Salute. Now let me begin with my games, clubbing, salsa, sleep, and work with out somebody to report to. By any chance, I hope it doesn’t cause anymore hair fall or sudden overseas trips.
Hmmmm…..currently I have nothing else to say really.
